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{62}{144}"It seems today that all you see
{147}{222}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{224}{312}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{314}{364}"On which we used to rely?
{387}{464}"Lucky there's a family guy
{467}{582}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{584}{622}"Laugh and cry
{624}{749}"He's a family guy
{829}{907}(sighs) I'm in a rut.|Nothing thrills me any more.
{907}{994}I can't even think of a reason to|get off the bed in the morning.
{997}{1049}- Really?|- My life is so pathetic.
{1052}{1142}I've seen that Behind the Music|with Leif Garrett 18 times.
{1197}{1284}- Hey, Leif. It's been a while.|- Too long, man.
{1287}{1349}I'm so sorry about everything, man. I'm so...
{1352}{1417}Ready for a bombshell? You saved my life.
{1419}{1467}But... but I was driving. I...
{1469}{1584}I was on a road to destruction, man. The|accident may have crippled me, but I'm alive.
{1587}{1632}Can we turn off the cameras, dude?
{1634}{1717}It's... it's like I'm, I don't know,|trapped in my own life.
{1719}{1792}Well, Brian, you may be too inwardly|focused.
{1794}{1884}Try thinking about others.|Why don't you do some volunteer work?
{1887}{1967}That makes sense.|Volunteer work. Thanks, Bruce.
{1969}{2019}You still have 13 more minutes.
{2022}{2084}Oh. Do I? Hm.
{2109}{2214}I, uh, I notice you got a new receptionist.|Nice little body on her, huh?
{2217}{2267}That's my daughter.
{2307}{2372}We could probably call this an early day,|huh?
{2452}{2489}Attention, everyone.
{2492}{2579}Due to several complaints and|two deaths related to worker fatigue,
{2582}{2662}I have decided to throw|a company picnic this Saturday.
{2664}{2752}- How you gettin' to the picnic?|- I don't know. I don't have a ride.
{2752}{2887}Hey, John, you got a two-seater. Hey, Derek,|maybe you go with John, huh? Huh?
{2887}{2952}For the last time, I'm not gay.
{2954}{3002}- Thanks anyway.|- We'll get him.
{3014}{3117}Here. Right this way. Watch your step.
{3119}{3182}OK. They're in the woods.
{3184}{3237}The camera keeps on moving.
{3239}{3357}Uh, I think they're lookin' for some witch or|something. I don't know. I wasn't listening.
{3359}{3444}Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening.
{3447}{3497}Something about a map.
{3499}{3554}Nothing's happening.
{3557}{3634}It's over. A lot of people|in the audience look pissed.
{3767}{3862}Now, remember, Chris, we have to|work together so that our steps...
{3862}{3934}- (Meg screams)|- (Chris laughs)
{3997}{4077}This is my favourite event:|Catch the greased-up deaf guy.
{4079}{4117}Go!
{4119}{4209}You're never gonna catch me!|You're wastin' your time!
{4212}{4297}Forget about it! Go do somethin' else!
{4299}{4342}See y'all next year!
{4414}{4489}- King me.|- I don't want to play any more.
{4492}{4584}The pain. I can't live like this, Brian.
{4587}{4647}I need you to pull the plug.
{4684}{4732}I-I can't. I...
{4732}{4799}Be my angel and set me free.
{4802}{4832}Please.
{5034}{5092}Oh, my God! You were really gonna do it!
{5094}{5127}I... But... You...
{5129}{5209}Nurse! This dog is trying to kill me! Nurse!
{5212}{5309}You are twisted, lady. You hear me?|You are screwed up in the head.
{5362}{5454}The winner of our final contest|will receive a very special prize.
{5457}{5534}- A week's paid vacation!|- (cheering)
{5537}{5642}Did you hear that? Oh, God,|please let it be a fart contest.
{5644}{5707}These are tranquilliser darts.
{5709}{5802}I have enough here to take down|Robert Downey Jr. (laughs)
{5802}{5852}- Robert Downey...|- (groaning)
{5854}{5952}The last one left standing wins.|Let the game begin.
{6127}{6214}- All right!|- Run for your life, Peter!
{6217}{6277}Look at him. He runs like a Welshman.
{6279}{6352}Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman?
{6384}{6424}- Hey, Brian.|- Hi, Joe.
{6427}{6492}(sniffs) Bonnie making chicken Marsala?
{6494}{6597}No. She made that For more click on this link
