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{62}{147}"It seems today that all you see
{149}{232}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{232}{322}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{324}{374}"On which we used to rely?
{392}{469}"Lucky there's a family guy
{472}{592}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{594}{629}"Laugh and cry
{632}{762}"He's a family guy
{957}{1044}That's funny. I don't remember|buying Stewie these toys.
{1127}{1219}(gasps) My God. It all makes sense now.
{1222}{1337}My baby is some kind of diabolical genius|bent on world domination!
{1402}{1494}Bravo, Lois. The last horse|finally crosses the finish line.
{1497}{1597}All these months I should've been paying|attention to what you've been saying.
{1599}{1639}You're an evil child.
{1642}{1729}Why? Why did I have to go and smoke pot|when I was pregnant with you?
{1732}{1847}Cheer up. Be proud. You've given birth|to the future emperor of the world.
{1847}{1932}Pity you won't be around|to enjoy it. Cheerio.
{1934}{1989}Aaagh!
{1992}{2039}- Lois! Lois!|- Huh? Hm?
{2042}{2119}- What's the matter?|- I just had the strangest dream.
{2122}{2232}Something about Stewie|and Cheerios... It's gone.
{2232}{2297}Come on, get up.|It's opening day for the Sox.
{2299}{2357}Hey, Chris, Meg! We're going to Fenway!
{2359}{2432}You can't pull the kids out of school|for a baseball game.
{2434}{2512}Nothing they learn in school|they can't learn on the street.
{2514}{2592}- It's 3 o'clock. Where the hell is Louie?|- You tell me.
{2594}{2689}Louie left his house at 2.15|and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles
{2692}{2777}at a rate of five miles per hour.|What time will Louie arrive?
{2779}{2862}- Depends if he stops to see his ho.|- That's called a variable.
{2864}{2947}- Look what I made for the game.|- What's that mean anyway?
{2949}{3064}- "And the Lord said 'Go, Sox."'|- Dad, don't you have to work today?
{3067}{3159}It's nothing a little phone call|can't take care of.
{3184}{3262}- Hello?|- Mr Weed? I can't come to work today.
{3264}{3387}I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire|family was killed and I am a vegetable.
{3389}{3449}I'll see you tomorrow.|Huh? Huh?
{3452}{3532}Please, Peter. Your excuses|are lamer than FDR's legs.
{3534}{3572}(all gasp)
{3572}{3597}Too soon?
{3664}{3702}(cheering)
{3702}{3794}- Here it comes, Jeremy!|- I got it! I got it!
{3797}{3917}Yes! Yeah! Whoo! All right!|I'm the man! Yeah!
{3919}{4029}Hold on to this. It'll be a souvenir of your|first Major League game with your Dad.
{4032}{4099}My God! I shall cherish this for ever.
{4102}{4172}I'll trade you this baseball|for your souvenir bat.
{4174}{4242}- Sure.|- What did you learn?
{4242}{4342}We haven't done anything together like this|since we saw Mike Tyson get beat.
{4344}{4444}All right, Mike.|The word again is "onomatopoeia".
{4447}{4534}- Uh, C.|- I'm sorry. That's incorrect.
{4537}{4564}Oh, dang.
{4567}{4654}I'm so glad you talked us all|into playing hooky.
{4657}{4752}Me, too. Maybe we can get on TV if we take|our shirts off and run onto the field.
{4754}{4837}- I'm not taking my shirt off.|- There. Now they're old news.
{4839}{4907}- Peter!|- Go, Sox! Go...
{4909}{4954}Aaargh!
{5049}{5099}Hm.
{5189}{5277}- Peter?|- Oh... Hi, Mr Weed.
{5279}{5372}- It seems you've made a full recovery.|- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
{5374}{5452}That plane crash I told you about,|it turned out to be gas.
{5454}{5539}Aha! Liar. Tomorrow, my office, 9.30.
{5542}{5632}I'm tired of Mr Weed treating me|like a common doormat.
{5632}{5737}I want him to treat me like a deluxe one|from Pottery Barn with the fancy straw.
{5737}{5789}I don't care for Pottery Barn.
{5792}{5879}If you want Mr Weed to respect you,|you're gonna have to earn it.
{5882}{5959}Earn it...
{6012}{6112}- (crying) Why have you forsaken me?|- Mr Weed?
{6112}{6214}I heard you ran into my identical twin|brother at the ball game yesterday.
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