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{62}{155}"It seems today that all you see
{157}{235}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{237}{322}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{325}{397}"On which we used to rely?
{400}{477}"Lucky there's a family guy
{480}{592}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{595}{635}"Laugh and cry
{637}{760}"He's a family guy
{830}{880}- Here you go, boys.|- Thanks, Horace.
{882}{997}So I told my boss I'm not staying in that|stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places.
{1000}{1042}That's cool.
{1092}{1142}- Here you go, boys.|- Thanks, Horace.
{1145}{1262}So I told my boss I'm not staying in that|stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places.
{1265}{1307}That's fly.
{1357}{1410}- Here you go, boys.|- Thanks, Horace.
{1412}{1525}So I told my boss I'm not staying in that|stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places.
{1527}{1597}You are livin' la vida loca.
{1600}{1690}- I better head home.|- What do you mean, "home"? You live here.
{1690}{1732}(all laugh)
{1735}{1860}Here's to The Drunken Clam, where they|don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.
{1860}{1937}Quagmire, you forgot to say "Oh".
{1940}{2050}Are you sure? I-I think I did.|All right, well, just to be safe... Oh!
{2052}{2155}We interrupt this programme for a bulletin|on the approach of Hurricane Norman.
{2157}{2230}Here with an update|is Greg the Weather Mime.
{2230}{2305}OK, it's gonna be cold. Very cold.
{2307}{2350}And there's gonna be wind.
{2350}{2480}And people's parents will throw faecal matter|down on them from the rooftops. How awful!
{2482}{2557}Oh. No. I'm sorry. That's rain.
{2560}{2620}Yes. It'll rain.
{2665}{2760}The number one cause of injury|during a hurricane is broken glass.
{2762}{2847}So stay away from the windows.|And, Peter, put those away.
{2850}{2905}Aw, come on, Lois. Just one more song.
{2905}{2980}(" "What I Did For Love")
{3060}{3190}Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep the hurricane's|gonna sneak up and give me a vasectomy.
{3192}{3320}Chris, nothing bad ever happens when you're|asleep. Sometimes good things can happen.
{3322}{3400}Oh, Jenny... Jenny...
{3400}{3470}Oh, yeah. Jenny, don't stop.
{3470}{3635}Oh, Richard Jeni, your HBO comedy specials|have brought pleasure to millions.
{3635}{3687}And what a sweet ass.
{3735}{3810}- This way, everyone.|- Bless you for helping us, Father.
{3810}{3877}It's God's wish, my dear.
{3880}{3937}(sniggers) All right.
{3940}{4077}Hurricane Norman is about to pound Quahog.|We go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa
{4080}{4165}to see how locals are dealing|with the imminent disaster. Tricia?
{4167}{4230}Diane, I'm here in...
{4230}{4310}- Thank you, Tricia. Stay tuned for further...|- Aaargh!
{4505}{4572}- What a mess.|- Look at that!
{4592}{4615}Wow.
{4617}{4702}- Aaargh! Aaargh! For the love of God...|- Oh, my God! Daddy!
{4705}{4760}Aaargh! Oh, God! Oh, God!
{4762}{4917}Gotcha! See, kids? Disasters have their|lighter sides too. You just have to be creative.
{4920}{4990}Yeah, like my dead-rat marionette theatre.
{4990}{5100}"I'm so stressed. Life sure is a human race."
{5100}{5150}(all laugh)
{5197}{5227}That's brilliant.
{5245}{5332}Oh, my. Look at all the damage.
{5335}{5440}(Peter) Thank God|the Open Air Debris Garden is still intact.
{5442}{5507}Peter, look. The Clam.
{5510}{5560}Aaagh!
{5575}{5642}- This is horrible.|- You think this is horrible?
{5645}{5717}Try losin' a testicle|in a knife fight with your mother.
{5720}{5780}- What about your bar?|- It's not mine any more.
{5782}{5857}I sold the place. Let someone else|worry about hurricanes.
{5860}{5950}- Who'd buy a wrecked bar?|- The bar's not wrecked.
{5990}{6072}- (all cheer)|- Thank you, God.
{6075}{6130}Don't mention it.
{6230}{6272}Wait. Something's different.
{6335}{6420}(" harpsichord music)
{6420}{6490}Evening, gents.|How about a nice warm lager?
{6490}{6580}- Help yourself to a packet of crisps.|- Or a ruddy For more click on this link
