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{62}{145}"It seems today that all you see
{145}{225}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{225}{312}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{315}{385}"On which we used to rely?
{387}{462}"Lucky there's a family guy
{465}{580}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{582}{622}"Laugh and cry
{625}{750}"He's a family guy
{852}{947}Look, I'm that pretty dark-haired|figure skater with the horse teeth,
{950}{1005}the one who got what she had coming.
{1007}{1065}Nice figure eight, Mom.
{1227}{1280}Ha! All right!
{1282}{1350}OK, Bonnie. One, two, three, push!
{1352}{1410}(yelling)
{1412}{1470}Oh! Ah! Whoa!
{1565}{1645}My God! I can walk! It's a mira...!
{1672}{1725}- Sorry, Dad.|- Just get the chair.
{1812}{1887}Good shot.|Made my brown eye blue with that one.
{1890}{2000}- Yeah. Next one's coming for your head!|- Oh, no! No, help! Oh, help!
{2022}{2100}- What the hell?|- Now is the winter of your discontent!
{2155}{2205}You wanna race? On your mark, get set, go!
{2207}{2275}First to where|that Pakistani girl fell through the ice
{2277}{2345}after coming to the States|for her severely burned face
{2347}{2452}she got when the man she refused to marry|dumped sulphuric acid on her, wins. I win!
{2455}{2540}Yes! Yes! In your face! In your face!
{2542}{2605}In my face! In my face!
{2625}{2717}Ahh! No! Acid girl! It's acid girl! Ahh!
{2845}{2902}- James Woods High! Whoo!|- Hey, guys.
{2905}{2975}- What do you want?|- I'm trying out for cheerleading.
{2977}{3067}Peter Rabbit would be wise|to stay out of Mr McGregor's garden.
{3070}{3145}Why don't you try the flag girls squad?
{3275}{3322}Are you trying out for flag girl?
{3325}{3390}(unintelligible)
{3510}{3557}Yes! I win again, Andy.
{3560}{3655}(English accent) One more before|the missus notices I'm not on the couch.
{3655}{3710}Too late!
{3790}{3875}Hey, careful, Quagmire.|Don't get too close to that thing.
{3915}{3957}Did I just get laid?
{3960}{4015}- Nice game, Peter.|- I'm on a roll.
{4017}{4102}- I whipped Chris on the ice today.|- Enjoy it while it lasts.
{4105}{4167}It's only a matter of time|before he beats you.
{4170}{4295}What? I'm better than him at everything:|Sports, video games, even magic tricks.
{4335}{4440}- Ha-ha. Got your nose.|- Oh, yeah? Well, I got your face.
{4440}{4490}(screaming)
{4527}{4602}Calm down, Chris. It's only a trick.
{4605}{4680}Face it, sooner or later|you'll have to pass the torch.
{4682}{4765}I remember the first time|Kevin beat me. I was so proud,
{4767}{4862}I gave him a little congratulatory|punch in the arm. Then another.
{4865}{4970}Then everything got hazy. Kevin went|to live with a foster family for a while...
{4972}{5025}- It's inevitable.|- Don't feel bad.
{5027}{5080}I think I know why your son beat you.
{5082}{5175}Apparently, you're|a 12-year-old prepubescent girl.
{5177}{5312}Which is good, cos I finally have someone|to give this training bra to. Here, Josephina.
{5315}{5372}Does it feel good|on your new budding bosoms?
{5375}{5450}- (high voice) It sure does...|- Get the hell off me!
{5500}{5577}Rudolph, we figured out|what makes your nose red.
{5580}{5670}- Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails?|- No, it's a tumour.
{5672}{5732}You mean like|a magical Christmas tumour?
{5735}{5837}No, a malignant tumour, the base of which|is lodged deep within your brain.
{5840}{5962}- Oh. Like a happy special...|- You're going to die.
{5975}{6030}Hey, everybody, guess what I am.
{6032}{6135}The end result of a drunken backseat|gropefest and a broken prophylactic?
{6137}{6245}- I'm on the flag girl squad!|- Oh, honey, congratulations.
{6247}{6345}- Hey, Chris. I bet you can't do this.|- I bet I can!
{6347}{6437}We perform at all the football games.|I'm practically a cheerleader!
{6440}{6512}That's wonderful. Isn't that wonderful?
{6515}{6627}Way to go, Stewie. Chris, I'll see|your fork and raise you a gravy For more click on this link
