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{62}{142}"It seems today that all you see
{144}{224}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{227}{312}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{314}{372}"On which we used to rely?
{387}{459}"Lucky there's a family guy
{462}{579}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{582}{624}"Laugh and cry
{627}{749}"He's a family guy
{802}{852}(TV news jingle)
{854}{914}A tragic accident in the Providence area.
{917}{999}A family lost their lives|when they swerved off the road
{1002}{1074}and into a ravine, exploding on impact.
{1077}{1134}- Do you find this funny, Tom?|- Oh, no.
{1137}{1232}I was remembering I accidentally|put my shirt on inside out this morning.
{1234}{1354}It's fine now, though. So what were|you saying? A fashion show?
{1357}{1444}Turn the TV off. We gotta find|an anniversary gift for Mom and Dad.
{1447}{1522}Don't look! We're shopping!|We're shopping!
{1524}{1637}Kids, you don't need to do anything special|for our anniversary. Just your father.
{1639}{1714}I hope he doesn't get you a gift|at the last minute again.
{1732}{1824}My goodness. A human thumb.|Where did you ever find this?
{1827}{1939}It was on e-bay. (vomits)|Oh, God! Call an ambulance!
{1942}{1997}This year, instead of exchanging gifts,
{1999}{2087}I told him it'd be nice if we could|spend a romantic day together.
{2089}{2209}Oh, dear. I think we all know what|that means. Boi-oi-oi-oiing. Gross.
{2259}{2354}Hey, fellas. I got us a tee time tomorrow|at Barrington Country Club.
{2357}{2419}- Barrington? Wow.|- I'm in.
{2422}{2497}- Peter, tomorrow's your anniversary.|- Oh, crap!
{2499}{2594}If Lois finds out I'm ditching her,|she'll hit me with a frying pan.
{2597}{2729}Which is why I'm gonna drink|this frying pan antidote.
{2732}{2804}All right, hit me with this. Didn't work.
{3234}{3337}What the hell?|"Lois, it's an anniversary scavenger hunt."
{3339}{3469}"Your first clue is at the Quahog Mini-Mart.|Love, Peter." Oh, how fun!
{3574}{3674}Before you tee off, here are your|complimentary monogrammed bag towels,
{3677}{3754}a sleeve of balls,|and this mobile ball cleaner.
{3867}{3982}- Clean as a whistle, sir.|- I won't get short by touching your spit?
{3984}{4057}(chuckles) You'd be the first, champ.
{4072}{4179}- It's about time.|- Sorry, fellas. I'm not gonna be able to play.
{4182}{4304}Loretta's mother is in town and we have|to go buy new sheets for the dog bed.
{4307}{4382}- Cleveland!|- I mean the pull-out sofa bed.
{4384}{4499}You could be the first black guy to play|this course. People are gonna be impressed.
{4502}{4552}- Hey, a black guy.|- Ooh, fun.
{4554}{4624}- Come on.|- Maybe we should play another time.
{4627}{4744}Screw that. I busted my ass keeping Lois|busy so I could be here. Grip it and rip it.
{4747}{4852}The fed will be lowering rates, so get|your money out of T-bills and put it all into...
{4854}{4912}Waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup!
{4914}{4969}Waffles! Buy waffles!
{4972}{5029}(all) Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
{5032}{5127}(all in Japanese accent)|Waffle! Waffle! Waffle! Waffle!
{5167}{5234}OK, kids, keep your eyes peeled for a clue.
{5237}{5339}What Jughead has done here -|and it's quite ingenious actually -
{5342}{5402}is paint pupils on his eyelids
{5404}{5517}so he can sleep through class|without Miss Grundy being any the wiser.
{5519}{5579}(laughs) He's sleeping.
{5582}{5694}- Mom, I found Dad's first clue.|- I can't believe your father organised this.
{5697}{5754}Usually he can't even handle simple tasks.
{5757}{5844}Peter, why is there a diaper|in the lamp socket?
{5847}{5947}(sighs) Lois, he's done it again!|Wait a minute.
{5969}{6004}Ha!
{6107}{6192}- Let's pack it in. There's too much water.|- Let's hit the bar.
{6194}{6309}Oh, come on. There's worse things|in life than rain. Like... like spiders.
{6312}{6367}He's behind the door!
{6369}{6482}(coughs) Peter, he's For more click on this link
