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{62}{144}"It seems today that all you see
{147}{229}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{232}{319}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{322}{387}"On which we used to rely?
{389}{467}"Lucky there's a family guy
{469}{592}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{592}{627}"Laugh and cry
{629}{759}"He's a family guy
{852}{954}Peter, this is ridiculous.|I know you're upset about losing your job,
{957}{1004}but you've sat there for two weeks.
{1007}{1099}- I have not, Lois.|- He's right. It's actually been more like...
{1102}{1189}- Yeah. 13 days.|- You have to do something other than eat.
{1192}{1292}All right, all right. Brian, let's go for a walk.
{1514}{1587}- (crying)|- Meg, sweetheart, what's wrong?
{1589}{1699}My life. That's what's wrong.|I was totally humiliated at school today.
{1702}{1772}We're gonna do an informal survey here, kids.
{1772}{1907}Would those who are going away for spring|break please move to the left of the room?
{1924}{2072}Oigan, quienes van a spring break,|pasen a la izquierda, por favor.
{2072}{2157}- Meg, what do those kids know?|- They know how to have a good time.
{2159}{2277}So do we. I'll tell you what. How about you|and I have our own little spring break?
{2279}{2347}We'll go to that fancy new spa|that just opened up.
{2349}{2447}Massages and facials.|It'll be great. What do you say?
{2447}{2552}I guess it couldn't be worse than last year|when we all went to Sea World.
{2607}{2654}(giggles)
{2657}{2714}And how long has this been going on?!
{2792}{2854}Lois is right. I've been out of work too long.
{2857}{2924}I think you should find|something you enjoy doing.
{2927}{3007}- Take those guys out there, for example.|- Where?
{3062}{3154}Oh, yeah. Now, that's a job.|Fresh sea air, working outside.
{3157}{3217}That's how a real New England man|makes a living.
{3219}{3297}- That's something to think about.|- What's that, Daddy?
{3297}{3377}That's Mercury, Jake,|the planet closest to the sun.
{3379}{3454}What it's doing by the wharf,|we should ask a scientist...
{3457}{3502}I'm a guy, you jackass!
{3534}{3589}Ah, yeah, that feels good.
{3592}{3659}Chris, don't forget to mist under his chins.
{3662}{3749}Oh, boy, Lois. It's a real mess down there.
{3752}{3824}I'm afraid I'm won't be able|to do this in the time I quoted.
{3827}{3919}Chris, shut the hose off for a second.|I have an announcement.
{3922}{3997}I am gonna drop this weight|and rejoin the workforce.
{3999}{4072}I have decided to become|a professional fisherman.
{4072}{4109}What? Why a fisherman?
{4112}{4194}It makes sense. You know|how much time I've spent on the ocean.
{4197}{4309}Wilson! What are we gonna do now?!
{4312}{4442}- Wilson! Wilson!|- My name is Voit, dumb-ass.
{4454}{4529}Hello, Doreen?|I'm still over at the Griffin job.
{4532}{4619}Tell Walter I won't be able|to make it to the construction site.
{4622}{4734}So... I don't know. Have him send|Frank or Glen or Harelip Steve.
{4737}{4797}I know, it creeps me out, too.
{4842}{4892}So you think I can find a boat here?
{4894}{4969}You wouldn't believe what we|confiscate from these crooks.
{4972}{5084}We open today's bidding with this pair|of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
{5087}{5144}- 50 bucks!|- She had nine STD's.
{5162}{5247}- 45 bucks.|- And when we caught her, she wet herself.
{5249}{5367}- 50 bucks.|- Will you sell anything that's not gross?
{5369}{5482}Please direct your attention to this photo|of a beautiful 40-foot fishing boat.
{5482}{5542}- Oh, man, that's perfect!|- ,000.
{5544}{5617}- ,000.|- ,000.
{5619}{5687}- Sold for ,000.|- Yes!
{5687}{5739}- Aw, crap!|- Thanks.
{5742}{5834}And now the actual boat itself.|Do I have an opening bid for the boat?
{5837}{5907}- ,000!|- Sold for ,000.
{5909}{5974}Good for you, Peter.
{6037}{6122}Congratulations.|You've bought yourself a cursed boat.
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