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{62}{147}"It seems today that all you see
{149}{229}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{232}{322}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{324}{372}"On which we used to rely?
{389}{469}"Lucky there's a family guy
{472}{592}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{594}{627}"Laugh and cry
{629}{759}"He's a family guy
{862}{924}Let's see. We've got soda, purple stuff...
{927}{974}Sunny D! All right!
{1019}{1064}We now return to "The Smurfs".
{1067}{1147}- Hey. You have a good time last night?|- Smurftacular!
{1149}{1252}- I saw you leave with Smurfette.|- We left the bar and she started smurfin' me.
{1254}{1322}Shut the smurf up!|Right in the smurfin'parking lot?
{1324}{1382}- Smurf, yeah!|- That is freakin' smurf!
{1384}{1442}- You smurf it.|- That is freakin' smurf.
{1444}{1502}- (phone rings)|- Hello?
{1504}{1537}Oh, my God!
{1554}{1612}Peter, why are you staring into the dryer?
{1614}{1689}I'm watching the latest episode|of Laundry Theatre.
{1692}{1744}Those are Chris's socks, right?
{1747}{1839}They don't know that Stewie's shirt|is having an affair with Meg's trousers.
{1842}{1904}It's fun to watch rich people be naughty!
{1907}{1954}Listen to me. My sister just called.
{1957}{2027}Her baby's due any day now|and Ted just walked out on her.
{2029}{2087}Whoa, back it up. You have a sister?
{2089}{2214}I promised her I'd be on the next train.|Poor Carol, all alone in that big house.
{2217}{2299}Carol... She the one with|the Jacuzzi and the pool table?
{2302}{2339}- Yeah.|- I'll come with you.
{2339}{2392}Really? That's a surprise.
{2394}{2464}Come on, Lois.|When have I not been there for you?
{2492}{2552}- Get outta the car!|- Scream and you're dead.
{2554}{2607}Thanks for the ride, lady.
{2699}{2804}- It's the Griffins. What can I do for you?|- Glen, we have a family emergency.
{2804}{2889}We really need you to take the kids|for just a couple of days.
{2892}{2977}In accordance with Megan's Law,|I'm obligated to inform you that...
{2979}{3067}- That's fine. I'll take the kids.|- Thanks, buddy.
{3104}{3187}Gosh, I never entertained kids before.
{3207}{3312}So a chick walks into|a gynaecologist's office...
{3347}{3397}Wha-ha-ha-ha-hey!
{3474}{3529}Diggly, diggly, diggly, diggly!
{3532}{3582}(giggles)
{3647}{3697}Carol, we'll get you through this.
{3699}{3814}In a few days you'll have a beautiful baby|to smother with all your unrequited love.
{3817}{3897}And as soon as the baby can crawl,|it'll probably leave me too,
{3899}{3969}just like my eight husbands.
{3972}{4092}Hey, Carol. It's me, Ted.|I came back because I love you and...
{4094}{4154}I'm just kidding. It's me, Peter.
{4157}{4239}It was so nice of you to come, Peter.|You're so considerate.
{4242}{4289}It was nothing.
{4552}{4607}(smash)
{4609}{4657}(dragging furniture)
{4759}{4829}Mr Quagmire, I finished the scavenger hunt.
{4829}{4899}Hold your horses. Let's go down the list.
{4902}{4947}- An unsharpened pencil?|- Check.
{4949}{5022}A speed-limit sign that|doesn't end in five or zero?
{5024}{5062}Your mom's hairbrush?
{5064}{5127}- You win!|- Oh, boy! What's my prize?
{5129}{5177}- A pencil and a speed sign.|- I did it!
{5179}{5212}I'll be right back.
{5324}{5409}Teeth and some toenail clippings|and we'll be ready for our date.
{5447}{5527}Carol, since Ted dumped you,|can I have his shirts?
{5529}{5599}Ted's shirts? He's half your size.
{5599}{5647}I know, but check this out.
{5649}{5747}Carol, say "David Banner,|I just slashed your tyres."
{5749}{5847}- David Banner, I just slashed your tyres.|- Aaagh!
{5849}{5882}(laughs)
{5884}{5922}I'm priceless!
{5924}{5987}Sit with Carol. I'm gonna use the ladies room.
{5989}{6059}- Does she still take the newspaper in there?|- Yeah.
{6062}{6122}And after she does, I just can't read it.
{6124}{6247}Oh! Oh, God! The baby's gonna be here|any minute. We'd better get For more click on this link
