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{136}{251}I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's|foreign policy makes about as much sense
{251}{354}as Beowulf havin' sex with Robert Fulton|at the first battle of Antietam.
{356}{411}When a neo-conservative defenestrates,
{414}{506}it's like Raskolnikov filibustered|dioxin monohydroxanate.
{509}{551}What the hell does "rant" mean?
{561}{644}"It seems today that all you see
{646}{721}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{724}{811}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{814}{864}"On which we used to rely?
{886}{964}"Lucky there's a family guy
{966}{1081}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{1084}{1121}"Laugh and cry
{1124}{1251}"He's a family guy
{1429}{1466}Go, Dust Mites!
{1469}{1569}- I wish they'd put Chris in already.|- Relax. It's his first game.
{1606}{1656}Griffin, get in there.
{1656}{1744}- They're sending him in. Yay, Chris!|- Attaboy, Chris!
{1811}{1881}That's my son out there.|I taught him how to wipe.
{1884}{1996}- Why won't you teach me how to wipe, Dad?|- Because you don't have a bottom, son.
{2029}{2134}- Man, you and that towel are representin'.|- Yo, that's what's just fightin', G!
{2136}{2216}(PA) The Buddy Cianci|Junior High cheerleaders!
{2216}{2284}Is everybody pumped up?
{2286}{2336}Give me a D-U-S-T!
{2339}{2381}D-U-S-T!
{2384}{2419}M-l-T-E-S!
{2424}{2464}M-l-T-E-S!
{2466}{2516}- What does that spell?|- Dust Mites!
{2516}{2611}- Who's gonna win this game?|- Dust Mites!
{2614}{2674}My God, what... what just happened to me?
{2676}{2764}It's those sirens. They had us all|completely under their spell.
{2766}{2821}Like that hypnotist at the airport Hilton.
{2821}{2881}(audience titters)
{2904}{2956}And... three!
{2959}{3064}- Wow. Were we just hypnotised?|- That's incredible. I don't remember a thing.
{3066}{3106}Why do I taste crotch?
{3134}{3219}I must unlock the secret to|their mind-control powers.
{3221}{3296}- Can we go now? I'm starvin'.|- The game's almost over.
{3299}{3374}Try to think about somethin' else.
{3526}{3594}(" "American Beauty"-style music)
{4139}{4189}Ahhhhh...!
{4281}{4314}- Peter!|- Sorry.
{4316}{4401}Nice job tonight, Chris.|You wiped the floor with that towel.
{4401}{4484}Yo, did y'all check me when|that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid?
{4486}{4539}I was lookin' to break off somethin',
{4541}{4634}but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank|and she's all about the bling-bling.
{4636}{4659}(tyres screech)
{4661}{4751}- What's wrong?|- He's speaking in tongues. He's possessed.
{4751}{4871}Meg, start at Psalm 41. Don't stop readin' till|I tell you. The power of Christ compels you!
{4871}{4969}- Agh! Agh! Agh!|- The power of Christ compels you!
{4971}{5021}Stop. He's not possessed.
{5021}{5084}He's just talking street. Lots of kids do it.
{5086}{5141}Oh. Well, that's kinda weird.
{5144}{5224}It's just a phase.|You've gone through a few yourself.
{5226}{5294}Like those two weeks|you spent narrating your life.
{5296}{5361}I walked into the kitchen and sat at the table.
{5364}{5459}I grimaced at the questionable meal|Lois had placed in front of me.
{5461}{5589}I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with|her cooking, but somehow I think she knew.
{5591}{5724}Lois had always been full of energy and life,|but lately I had grown aware of her ageing.
{5726}{5791}The bright, exuberant eyes|I had fallen in love with
{5794}{5886}were growing dull and listless|with the long fatigue of a weary life.
{5964}{6026}I awoke several hours later in a daze.
{6096}{6151}"I was brought up on the streets,|no moms and dads
{6151}{6216}"I had to fend for myself|with my own two hands
{6216}{6269}"But today I'm hurtin', and I'll tell you why
{6271}{6339}"I got a hangnail|hangin' from my cuticle
{6341}{6399}"A hangnail|It ain't beautiful
{6401}{6454}"It hurts like a bitch that I did last night
{6456}{6526}- Hey, what ya doin'?|- Just layin' back in the For more click on this link
