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{62}{147}"It seems today that all you see
{150}{230}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{232}{322}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{325}{375}"On which we used to rely?
{390}{470}"Lucky there's a family guy
{472}{592}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{595}{630}"Laugh and cry
{630}{760}"He's a family guy
{780}{885}"Alan Adler, David Preslack, Julie Axlerod,|Shep Sutton, Scott McCormack."
{887}{990}Those were the people who were mean to me|in junior high. Tomorrow, high school.
{992}{1090}Finally we go to Asian reporter|Tricia Takanawa for 60 seconds of filler.
{1092}{1225}I'm here on Spooner Street where several|Quahog families are holding a car wash
{1227}{1320}to raise money for an organ transplant|for young Paul Lewis.
{1322}{1422}- What do you call this device, Paul?|- An iron lung. It keeps me from dying.
{1425}{1477}I wanna play baseball!
{1480}{1557}With me is one of Paul's|classmates, Chris Griffin,
{1560}{1675}who helped organise this charity event.|You're a very thoughtful young man, Chris.
{1675}{1732}- Can I say hello to my mom?|- Sure.
{1735}{1800}- Hi, Mom!|- Hi, sweetheart.
{1802}{1927}So you want the full wash... Oh, you've got a|nick there. I can probably get that out for you.
{1930}{2052}If you want to go with a scent, I've got|PB and J, Sugar Cereal, and New Toy.
{2055}{2102}What the deuce?
{2105}{2212}- Hey! Somebody dropped a money clip.|- Wow! .
{2215}{2310}- I've never seen so much money at one time.|- What should we do with it?
{2312}{2405}I say we buy 26 dollars' worth|of ice cream and just pig out.
{2407}{2505}We can dish, talk about who's getting fat.|We'll be great big bitches.
{2505}{2565}Hold on, kids. That's not your money yet.
{2567}{2650}You gotta put up signs and wait|two weeks for someone to claim it.
{2650}{2700}If no one does, it's yours.
{2702}{2752}Ah, lunch is here!
{2815}{2865}Everyone, we've reached our goal.
{2867}{2957}It looks like somebody's|gonna live to see puberty.
{2960}{3030}- Oh, my God! That man took our money!|- What man?
{3030}{3122}He wore a Jimmy Carter mask,|like the robber in that Keanu Reeves movie.
{3125}{3210}- The Matrix?|- No. They were jumping out of a plane.
{3210}{3265}- Executive Decision.|- That was Kurt Russell.
{3267}{3330}The other guy in this movie|looks like Kurt Russell.
{3332}{3425}- He's getting away!|- Don't worry. He won't get far.
{3445}{3492}Stop! Police!
{4020}{4067}(gasping for breath)
{4242}{4292}- Joe, what happened?|- I got the money.
{4295}{4367}- All right, Joe!|- But I lost the perp.
{4370}{4452}Well, the money's the important thing.|Now Paul can get his...
{4455}{4502}Point Break! That was the movie.
{4557}{4645}Here's to Joe, who helped|little Paul get a new liver
{4647}{4755}and, barring a massive infection,|a new lease on life.
{4755}{4827}Don't you understand? I lost the perp.
{4830}{4885}I lost the perp!
{4887}{4942}(sobs)
{4945}{4995}(wails)
{6327}{6415}So, um... the 26 dollars|would probably be safe in my room.
{6417}{6577}Right. Probably get lost among the pin-ups|of Justin Timberlake and Tom Cruise and...
{6580}{6685}Blast! Who the devil do the teenagers like?|Morgan Freeman.
{6687}{6815}We can't keep it in my room cos there's|an evil monkey that lives in my closet.
{6870}{6945}The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.
{6967}{7047}Honey, good news! I made partner!
{7260}{7345}Peter, Bonnie says Joe's really|depressed about that robbery.
{7345}{7430}- Why don't you go talk to him?|- I don't know. There's a game on.
{7432}{7522}Shame on you. You march over there|and cheer your old friend up.
{7525}{7597}Don't listen to that sissy.|Grab a beer and watch the game.
{7600}{7645}That sounds good.
{7660}{7715}- Oh, my God!|- Get your fat ass over to Joe's.
{7717}{7742}- Buddy...|- Move!
{7745}{7815}All right. Take it easy, man. Everything's cool.
{7865}{7972}- Hey, buddy.|- For more click on this link
