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{62}{142}"It seems today that all you see
{144}{224}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{227}{309}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{312}{384}"On which we used to rely?
{387}{464}"Lucky there's a family guy
{467}{582}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{584}{622}"Laugh and cry
{624}{749}"He's a family guy
{814}{852}Merry Christmas, dude.
{854}{927}Don't put it in your nose. It burns like hell.
{1019}{1064}Merry Christmas, everybody.
{1067}{1147}As president of the Quahog|Chamber of Commerce,
{1149}{1262}I'd like to thank the Senior Centre|for decorating our tree.
{1377}{1407}Ooh, broke my hip!
{1409}{1489}Look, there's the manger|for the Christmas pageant.
{1492}{1559}You're gonna make|the cutest Baby Jesus ever.
{1562}{1662}So, you want to dress me up and trot me|about like a circus poodle, hm?
{1664}{1757}Let me consult my agent,|Mr Irving R Pointy Stick!
{1757}{1827}Oh, Stewie, no sweets before dinner.
{1827}{1887}Mom, I'm freezing. Can we go home?
{1889}{1974}In a minute. Would you just|look at this beautiful tree?
{1977}{2027}Every year, I look up at that star
{2029}{2114}and I think of all of the joy and wonder|that Christmas promises
{2117}{2214}and that miracle that occurred|on that silent winter's night.
{2257}{2344}Hey, I'm on vacation! Happy birthday, Jesus!
{2347}{2452}"Seven maids a-milking,|six maids a-milking, five maids a-milk...
{2527}{2584}You're not wearing the sweater I made you.
{2587}{2694}- Uh... Well, it's a little warm in here.|- "Don we now our gay apparel."
{2744}{2784}Doesn't get much gayer than this.
{2787}{2877}Tomorrow's Christmas Eve,|and you still haven't gotten a tree.
{2877}{2994}I told you, I'm on dipsaluscious vacation.|What part of that don't you understand?
{2997}{3092}Come on, honey. It's the only thing|I've asked you to do. Please?
{3094}{3139}Brian, tape this for me.
{3142}{3227}The VCR hasn't worked since|you tried to tape Monday Night Football.
{3309}{3389}Do you have the express written consent|of ABC and the NFL?
{3392}{3427}Just ABC.
{3499}{3627}If you get us a tree, I'll make sure|Santa brings you a new VCR. Please?
{3629}{3687}Crap. How come I have...? Commercial!
{3797}{3862}I got something to add to my Christmas list.
{3864}{3987}Those jewelled bug barrettes. Not costume -|real. Maybe you should write that down.
{3989}{4109}Honey, Santa got all his shopping done|before the rush. I think you'll be very happy.
{4112}{4167}I just want peace on Earth.
{4167}{4279}That's better than being selfish like Meg,|right? So I should get more than her.
{4282}{4354}Merry Christmas to all|and to all shut the hell up.
{4357}{4434}Before you sit, we're due at|Joe and Bonnie's for eggnog.
{4437}{4549}- Can't we tell them your mother died?|- I won't lie about something like that.
{4552}{4667}All right, I'll kill your mother. God, when|did Christmas become so complicated?
{4752}{4839}- You guys know that Rudolph is on, right?|- Peter!
{4842}{4902}Thank you for the lovely gingerbread house.
{4904}{5012}Yeah! It's perfect for|all the happy active gingerbread men.
{5014}{5144}Except for the one with no legs! Look at|the parents telling their kids not to stare.
{5147}{5279}"How does his pee-pee work, Mommy?"|I've got news for you, Becky. Not so well!
{5282}{5362}Joe, you promised. It's Christmas.
{5364}{5434}Joe had his accident at Christmastime.
{5462}{5482}Heh.
{5484}{5554}"Check the balls on Uncle Charlie,|fa-la-la-la-la...
{5557}{5619}Yes! Time to go a-wassailing!
{5639}{5704}- Hi, Peter.|- Hi, I'm Prancer.
{5707}{5759}Why don't you take Joe along?
{5762}{5862}That'll be about as much fun as|a lecture on ontological empiricism.
{5862}{5887}- What?|- What?
{5889}{5952}Honey, he could use some Christmas spirit.
{5954}{6042}- For me? Please?|- All right, all right.
{6044}{6154}But you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe.|Open mouth, no matter For more click on this link
