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{62}{144}"It seems today that all you see
{144}{227}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{229}{319}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{319}{369}"On which we used to rely?
{387}{467}"Lucky there's a family guy
{469}{589}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{592}{624}"Laugh and cry
{627}{757}"He's a family guy
{899}{997}Thanks for coming, Lois. Mark's wanted me|to see his one-man show for weeks.
{999}{1087}I think it's wonderful|you're supporting your old pal.
{1107}{1159}Go long, Eddie. Go long.
{1159}{1209}Further. Further!
{1212}{1254}Ahhh...
{1257}{1307}Life was crazy growing up in Brooklyn.
{1309}{1402}We had some real characters in my|neighbourhood, like Frank the mailman.
{1404}{1489}(imitates) Hey, Mark.|The ants for your ant farm came today.
{1492}{1544}And my friend Lonny - that knucklehead.
{1544}{1604}(imitates) Yo, Marky! Let's play some b-ball.
{1607}{1689}B-ball. That's what we called it.
{1692}{1754}And my grandma -|boy, was she somethin' else.
{1757}{1884}(imitates in same voice) Marky,|don't forget to take your cod-liver oil.
{1919}{2022}What a piece of self-indulgent crap.|All the characters sounded the same.
{2024}{2089}- Great show.|- (same voice) You did me perfectly.
{2092}{2144}(same voice) Me too. You are so talented.
{2147}{2237}That was awful. With practice|I could act circles around that guy.
{2239}{2294}Oh, yeah? Well, put up or shut up.
{2294}{2409}"This Thursday, auditions for|the Quahog School of Performing Arts."
{2412}{2479}- You should try out.|- That's not a bad idea, Lois.
{2482}{2552}Ready for the best acting|you've seen all night?
{2554}{2694}Mark! Wow, what a journey! Thank you.|Those three and a half hours just flew by.
{2747}{2862}Hey, Santos, Pascoal. You've done such|good work today, I got a surprise for you.
{2864}{2909}Doritos!
{2932}{2964}Not now. Later.
{2969}{3039}(speaking Portuguese)
{3229}{3279}Help! Help!
{3282}{3317}Oh, my God!
{3414}{3519}Thank you. I was boogie-boarding|and I got sucked out by the riptide.
{3522}{3609}- I thought I was a dead man.|- You gotta be starving. Eat these.
{3774}{3837}My God! He was just floating|out there by himself?
{3839}{3932}Yep. He was so grateful,|he invited us all over for dinner tonight.
{3934}{3974}Good. I don't have to cook.
{3974}{4057}Cook anyway and we'll throw it out.|I don't want you to get rusty.
{4064}{4157}Peter, my audition's coming up.|Would you listen to my monologue?
{4159}{4217}Sure, buddy. Let's hear it.
{4264}{4364}- Julie, there's somethin' I gotta tell you...|- Ha! That's awesome. Go on.
{4367}{4499}- Uh... tell you. I saw Dr Philips...|- Wow! Yes! Yes! I love it.
{4499}{4589}...Dr Philips today.|I might not make it to Christmas.
{4589}{4672}Oh, drop the bomb. There's not|a dry eye in the house. Keep goin'.
{4674}{4742}No. I'm gonna stop.|Maybe we'll work on it later.
{4744}{4839}Well, just so you know, it was good,|but I was also being generous.
{4904}{5017}Well, you little jaybird! You wanna tell your|mommy and daddy the Griffins are here?
{5019}{5074}(man) Come on in.
{5077}{5114}Welcome, Griffins.
{5114}{5174}Oh... uh...
{5177}{5262}- We must be early.|- Nonsense. You're right on time.
{5264}{5357}Oh, my God! She's got hair growin'|out of her boobs and up to her head.
{5359}{5417}You're, uh... You're completely...
{5419}{5507}- Nude? Yes, we're nudists.|- Permission to freak out.
{5509}{5589}- Peter, did you know this?|- I thought he lost his bathing suit.
{5592}{5682}So you're the man who saved|my husband's life. Dottie Campbell.
{5684}{5757}- What am I doing? Come here!|- Watch my hands, Lois.
{5759}{5809}See where they are? No touchie.
{5812}{5967}This is the back yard. That's premium|blue-tip Bermuda. Real hardy, but soft.
{5969}{6029}- Good Lord.|- Don't look directly into it, Lois.
{6032}{6109}The hot dogs and burgers are ready.|Can I get you a beer, For more click on this link
