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{62}{147}"It seems today that all you see
{150}{230}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{232}{322}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{325}{372}"On which we used to rely?
{390}{470}"Lucky there's a family guy
{472}{592}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{595}{627}"Laugh and cry
{630}{760}"He's a family guy
{830}{907}Some of this stuff... you wonder|who would need it in bulk.
{910}{972}I mean, like watermelons.
{1010}{1067}Touch, CostMart.
{1070}{1122}- Brian, will you watch Stewie?|- Sure.
{1125}{1207}Please keep a close eye on him.|Remember what happened last time.
{1242}{1350}- Stewie, get down before you hurt yourself.|- Shut up! You're not my mother!
{1352}{1417}- Good God! Are you all right?|- Fine. Why do you ask?
{1465}{1612}Mmm, delicious. I will seriously|consider purchasing this product.
{1640}{1712}Oh, what have we here? May I partake?
{1715}{1765}Mmm.
{1810}{1907}(Japanese accent) Sausage-san.|Plan to buy for samurai buddies.
{1910}{2012}You don't have to keep moving to the back.|You can have as many as you want.
{2015}{2052}What are you talking about?
{2055}{2105}- Can I have more sausage?|- Yeah, me too?
{2127}{2237}They got a great deal on pianos if you buy|a four-pack. Meg, help me get these down.
{2240}{2290}- Lois?|- Oh, my gosh.
{2292}{2342}- (Meg screams)|- I don't believe this.
{2345}{2460}Ross Fishman, is that really you? I haven't|seen you since college. How are you?
{2462}{2535}Great. Wow, Lois! You haven't aged a bit.
{2537}{2610}(chuckling) Oh. Thank you.
{2610}{2720}This 12-pack of fungicide|is for my daughter Meg.
{2722}{2785}Help me.
{2850}{2910}- He's funny.|- Is it 1981?
{2937}{2980}Ah, yes, there you are!
{2982}{3105}You people at the Industrial Adhesives|Corporation know how to make a tasty glue.
{3107}{3155}Well, then, let the banquet begin.
{3157}{3257}- What are you doing? Don't eat that.|- For God's sake, don't be such a nerd.
{3260}{3335}I'm keeping an eye on you.|If Lois sees this, she'll kill me.
{3337}{3437}- You can let go of my hand now.|- You can let go of mine.
{3730}{3772}- Oh...|- Crap.
{3775}{3850}I can't tell you how wonderful|it's been to see you.
{3850}{3925}It's a crime that it's been so long.|We were so close.
{3927}{3987}We could get together for coffee, catch up.
{3990}{4075}Well... I don't know, Ross. I'm married now.
{4077}{4182}So am I. Does that mean we're not allowed|to stay in touch with old friends?
{4185}{4270}Tell you what. If you change|your mind, here's my card.
{4305}{4375}Look, Dad. They have 12-packs of kidneys!
{4377}{4445}You got to buy the cooler, too.|That's how they get you.
{4497}{4552}- OK, thanks.|- Well?
{4555}{4637}The good news is they make|a solvent that'll get us unstuck.
{4640}{4692}But it takes two weeks for delivery.
{4695}{4770}We're stuck like this for a bloody fortnight?!
{4772}{4840}- You cannot tell Lois about this.|- What if I do?
{4840}{4960}- I have pictures of you in her wedding dress.|- You said there was no film in that camera!
{4962}{5065}- Stewie, it's time to change your diaper.|- Mind if I watch?
{5097}{5190}And I'm ashamed of myself|that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me
{5192}{5275}from rekindling an old friendship|just because it was with a man.
{5277}{5367}Peter's not very understanding|when it comes to you and other men.
{5370}{5425}Like that time at the movies?
{5482}{5572}I... I... this is... My, this is terribly awkward.
{5575}{5642}But I... I wanted to tell you something.
{5645}{5732}But I... I seem to be|so charmingly befuddled.
{5735}{5832}- Ah, that Hugh Grant is so handsome.|- Oh, is that how it is?
{5835}{5900}Come here, you home-wrecking bastard!
{5902}{5980}Don't do it, Dad! He's bigger than you!
{5982}{6035}And when you went to that concert?
{6037}{6145}Thank you. Thank you very much.|This next one is for all the ladies out For more click on this link
