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{60}{118}- Hi, I'm Brian Griffin.|- I'm Stewart.
{120}{210}Many of you have written in|with suggestions for episodes.
{210}{293}- They're mostly God-awful.|- (canned laughter)
{295}{375}Well, we've produced|three of our favourite suggestions.
{378}{425}Favourites? That's charitable.
{428}{478}- (canned laughter)|- What is that?
{480}{558}- It's from Dharma and Greg.|- I'm surprised it still works.
{560}{618}- Whoa!|- Enjoy.
{620}{710}"It seems today that all you see
{713}{790}"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
{793}{880}"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
{880}{953}"On which we used to rely?
{955}{1030}"Lucky there's a family guy
{1033}{1150}"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
{1153}{1190}"Laugh and cry
{1193}{1318}"He's a family guy
{1553}{1610}(TVhost) Now back to "The Newlywed Game".
{1613}{1683}Carol, how did Nick answer the following:
{1685}{1763}"The last thing I would ever|give my wife is... blank"?
{1765}{1820}- A little spending money?|- (laughter)
{1828}{1898}Sorry, that's incorrect. Nick actually said
{1900}{1935}"the antidote".
{1935}{2035}- Nick, what are you talking abou...?|- Oh, Meg, you were right.
{2095}{2190}- Oh, my God! A genie!|- I am here to grant you three wishes.
{2193}{2300}- Peter, three wishes! This is so exciting!|- I want a new hat!
{2303}{2363}- I want a new hat!|- I want them to have new hats!
{2365}{2453}Kids, these are your father's wishes.|Get whatever you want.
{2455}{2548}That's easy. I wish I could see|what Kelly Ripa was like off the set.
{2550}{2600}So it shall be.
{2630}{2690}- Great show today, Kelly.|- Thanks. You, too.
{2713}{2763}(muffled cries)
{2798}{2825}(snarls)
{2840}{2908}Gelman needs us onstage|for a couple of reshoots.
{2910}{2970}Be right there. I have to put on my face.
{2988}{3058}Did you see the size of that dressing room?
{3060}{3128}- They must really want to keep her.|- Your second wish?
{3130}{3223}I gotjust the thing.|I wish I had my own theme music.
{3225}{3258}Done!
{3335}{3405}- I don't hear anything.|- Get up. Try it out.
{3495}{3545}(jaunty music)
{3608}{3643}Sweet!
{3845}{3893}(" Peter's theme)
{3985}{4035}(" wistful violin)
{4115}{4163}(" Peter's theme)
{4293}{4348}(" seductive soul)
{4363}{4413}Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
{4495}{4530}(" Peter's theme)
{4570}{4618}Hey, wanna turn that stuff down?
{4620}{4710}Come on, that's classic travelling music.|Try to enjoy it.
{4713}{4778}"Riding on a bus, riding on a bus,|sitting next to bums
{4780}{4823}"There's an open seat, hope that isn't pee
{4825}{4915}- I'm sick of hearing it!|- I'm sorry, buddy, I can't turn it off.
{4918}{4985}Then I'm gonna break|every bone in your body.
{4988}{5055}- I wish I had no bones!|- Done.
{5058}{5085}(screams)
{5088}{5118}That ought to show you!
{5120}{5173}- (laughs)|- (screams)
{5175}{5225}(screaming)
{5243}{5363}Oh, no. I gotta fart,|but I don't know which way to lean.
{5413}{5505}I know you might be a little concerned|about me not having bones,
{5505}{5560}but I gotta tell you, it's not that bad.
{5563}{5613}Dad's just like Silly Putty.
{5615}{5705}Look what I can do to Mary Worth's|smug sense of self-satisfaction.
{5708}{5778}That's right, son. Take her down a peg.
{5780}{5845}I guess we could all adjust to this.
{5845}{5935}- Look! I'm making an angel!|- See? Everything's gonna be fine.
{5935}{5998}Now smile while I write|my name in you. (urinates)
{6128}{6178}Argh! Argh!
{6208}{6238}(Peter) Let go!
{6313}{6353}(laughter)
{6355}{6378}(Peter) Aagh!
{6460}{6508}(muffled cries)
{6590}{6648}But, Mom, I've got to|use the bathroom now!
{6650}{6738}Your father gets incredibly filthy|rolling around everywhere.
{6740}{6833}- He has to take 12 baths a day.|- I don't like Dad any more.
{6835}{6910}I invited some friends over|to jump on him like a trampoline,
{6910}{6978}but his roll of fat sucked up Ryan's For more click on this link